OK, a few thoughts here:
1) A 13 year old out clubbing? Whaa??? Are her parents alcoholic compulsive gamblers?
2) WTF is with the dude in the Panda suit? Uncle Pervo!
3) Broccoli makes you fart. I bet she farts in the bathtub.
4) In a couple years she's gonna be all fat and doughy. Then the only thing that'll touch her will be Uncle Pervo in a Panda suit.
5) No mention of Cream of Sumuyungboi? CP is slipping....
6) I hope Jimmy Fallon covers this as Neil Young.
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