[Earthling]

I told my wife, jokingly, that we should celebrate X'mas about a week or so afterwards; everything is on sale at the stores, its less crowded and much easier to shop, you can get free X'mas trees that people have tossed and many times those trees are already tinseled. She gave me a look that was kind of a cross between 'What the **** is wrong with you' and "Get the **** out of here".