[displacedinMN]

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this is long so I put it in spoiler.

Minnesota temperature conversion

Spoiler!

THE MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
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>60 Above
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>New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat
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>People in Minn. plant gardens
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>50 Above
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>Californians shiver uncontrollably
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>People in Minn. sunbathe
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>40 Above
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>Italian and English cars won't start
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>People in Minn. drive with the windows down
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>32 Above
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>Distilled water freezes
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>Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker
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>20 Above
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>Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats
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>People in Minn. throw on a flannel shirt
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>15 Above
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>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
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>People in Minn. have the last cookout before it gets too cold
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>Zero
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>People in Miami all die
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>Minnesotans lick the flagpole
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>20 Below
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>Iowans fly away to Mexico
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>People in MN get out their winter coats
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>40 Below
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>Hollywood disintegrates
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>The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door
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>60 Below
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>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
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>MN Boy Scouts postpone "winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
>enough
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>80 Below
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>Mt. St. Helen's freezes
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>People in MN rent some videos
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>100 Below
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>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
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>Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg
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>297 Below
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>Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products
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>Cows in MN complain about farmers with cold hands
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>460 Below
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>All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale)
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>People in MN start saying "cold nuff for ya?"
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>500 Below
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>Hell freezes over
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>The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl .