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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower
It's the ultimate bulletin board material. You got a consolation prize in the form of first place because you couldn't be there? That's a pecker slap right in the piehole. If I had a competitor's spirit and not the lame ass brokedck one I'm currently in possession of, this patronizing move would red ass me enough that I would seek to own this kid in every single event he holds dear for the rest of his life.
Swimming? I'm making Phelps' preparation in the pool look comical. Spelling bee? E-n-d-o-p-l-a-s-m-i-c-r-e-t-i-c-u-l-u-m, bitch. Basketball? Double-doubles on double-doubles pussy. Getting women? Orgies with the varsity cheerleaders as a freshman mother****er.
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