First thing you got to do is to get some really funky breath. You might have to eat out of a dead ass's ass to get the odor right, but you'll know it when you have it. Next is to be all up in the personal space of your current boss. You want him smelling your ass breath in his sleep.
A couple of days of this then hit him with Man I got in to see this miracle dentist and then go to the other job.
Remember the important part: Get your teeth cleaned before your interview.
Tiger blood.
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