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Originally Posted by ThaVirus
I've never done kegels and I was just kidding about having a dick that big. That would just be ridiculous  My dick is big enough to do some work and any bitch that doesn't think so can kick rocks.
I boned this fat chick after the club one time. She had been begging for the D for a while but I was like nahhhhhhhh, you're fat. I was hella drunk leaving the club, struck out with a couple late night booty call attempts and got desperate.
So I texted this chick and threw up the Hail Mary. She was probably pushing a deuce fitty so of course she caught it. I roll through and get to helping this bitch burn some calories but just couldn't keep my lil partna in the game. I ended up going through two or three condoms that night because I kept going soft (which was probably a combo of whiskey dick and this chick being a behemoth). I roll over, drunk as hell so you know I didn't give a damn that I just failed to perform and she's like "welllll, you know, I'm on birth control so you don't have to wear a condom....." NEGATIVE, GHOST RIDER. Bitch tried to catch me slippin!
Anyway, I passed out shortly thereafter and woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back. I had the illest headache and she was trying to cook me some eggs but I just wanted to get the **** out of there. I figured I'd be nice and talk to her for a bit so somehow we ended up talking about dick size and she's like "yeah, my ex boyfriend grew his dick an inch and a half by doing kegels". She swore on it and said she'd seen the process and everything. I don't know if it was true but just thought I'd share. |
so you nailed the whale with your Bar S frank, it's cool brah.