[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

Crazy bullshit like this always seems to work out in Denver's favor, does it not?

To use a Middle Earth analogy I've used now several times:

Denver's the Elves, who are just generally superior and were spiritually designed to have everything work out for them perfectly.

Kansas City's the Dwarves, who are just generally inferior slapdicks who can get shit done sometimes, but mostly are just slamming their own dicks in a drawer.

Oakland's the Orcs, because of course they are.

And San Diego's the men, because they're competent and stuff but they're boring as shit and nobody cares about them, really.

Heh. Not bad.