[Eureka]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

Nah, you sound like the all rest of us. Assuming you have a 10" dick, a 9" tongue, run a 4.2 forty, throw a 104 mph fastball, can bench 350 left handed, cured cancer while resolving the theory of everything and like puppies.

If you're missing any of that, though, then yes, you're the exception!

Did you copy&paste that from a woman's profile from a dating site?