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Originally Posted by planetdoc
I'm not sure if anyone is implying it, but I want to make it clear that Rishaw Johnson is very athletic, and not just a "bum" because he wasnt drafted by the chiefs.
Rishaw Johnson also has 35.25" arms, and 10.25" hands
while Xavier has 33.375" arms, and 9.375" hands
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You don't get it. Everyone that we didn't draft that plays a "skill position" is a bum to the vast majority of people around here.
Alex Smith? ****ing bum.
Fasano? ****ing bum.
Avery? ****ing bum.
The non-skill players who we draft are also ****ing bums.
Fisher? ****ing bum.
Stephenson? ****ing bum.
Hudson? ****ing bum.
Allen? ****ing bum.
Bailey? ****ing bum.
As well, anyone who we drafted and didn't play due to injury is a ****ing bum.
Kelce? ****ing bum.
Commings? ****ing bum.
Fisher? (again) ****ing bum.
Basically, they have to be skill position players drafted high by this organization to be worth a shit around here.
Guys who are free agent acquisitions at skill positions are ****ing bums.
Guys who are free agent acquisitions at schlep spots (defensive line, offensive line) are legendary heroes.
Notable exception is defensive linemen drafted in the top ten that the national press are jacked up about. Then they are heroes. Non-fawned upon defensive line guys from non-national powers who haven't won the Senior Bowl Defensive MVP award are ****ing bums.