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Originally Posted by Sorter
Ouch. Additionally, I'd like to add that was some abominable footwork, head movement, and lack of creative striking (exception being the shovel).
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The redhead really didn't need to do much; she was given free openings the whole time, so all she did (all she had to do) were the same two moves over and over - punch to the face, and end each flurry with a kick to the belly. She also kept backing up to keep the distance where it was best for her. I get the feeling this wasn't her first. She shouldn't have turned her back to run, though.
The short girl was just hopeless. She put her hands up because she saw it on TV, but she had no idea how to punch, or even
that she should punch - her go-to move was that sort of two-handed flailing grab that left her face wide open. The one semi-good shot she got in (not counting the shovel, of course) was just after she said 'you kicked me in the stomach AGAIN', when she went for broke and got one slap in that (maybe?) landed. Otherwise, she was a punching bag, but I'll give her this much - she took a lot of punishment to the face, considering she's quite a tiny person and only I think 14 years old, and kept coming.
That's right, it's 3:28 in the morning, and I'm doing semi-serious critiques of Internet girl fights. Hello, rock bottom!