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Originally Posted by Iconic
My mother was a whore who left me in foster care.
Happy mothers day bitch.
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..and mine is an intergalactic princess who didn't find out til awkwardly later in life she had a twin brother. They optioned my story and are making a movie about it right now.
Sadly, when mom wasn't battling the darkside she was battling substance abuse and the bottle and really let herself go.
Dad's kinda checked out these days. Mopes around the house in one of mom's tunics, a pair of black yoga pants she can't fit into anymore, and a black suit vest. Talks to himself a lot- always carrying on, fixated on finding some imaginary one-armed man, and yelling at neighbors to get off his plane?
I should look into therapy.