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Originally Posted by CHENZ A!
What is it about being in a relationship that makes it so you get so much unsolicited attention from the hoes? It's ****ing bullshit. Ever since the baby, working 2 jobs, etc, I haven't even been able to work out regularly. My arms are smaller, and my stomach is bigger. I'm kinda pale. Still getting hit on by randoms a lot. I did pretty decent for myself as a bachelor, but this is ridiculous. Not fair.
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The best pickup line is "Hey. I have a girlfriend."
Bitches love dudes with girlfriends.