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Old 05-20-2014, 07:10 PM   #5440
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PGM I got a new update from today for Squirrel

I get a call from an attorney today telling me that Squirrel is taking me to court for child support..I told him that her and I didn't have any kids..I was informed she is pregnant..I said good for her guess she needs to find the dad..He informed me I was and I started laughing..This apparently pissed him off and he said that a father who won't claim his own kids is pathetic..I informed him that it is not my kid because 4 years ago I had a vasectomy and have the paper that says it worked and I have 0% chance of having anymore kids..I even said I would bring it in for him to see and if he didn't believe that I would tee off into another cup so it could be tested again..so tomorrow I go to the hospital and Jack my shit and prove I can't reproduce any more of my Greek godlike children

Thought you would like to know the excitement in my life
****, I would be blogging about all this shit.

You're literally going to be laughing your ass off as you jack off into a hospital cup tomorrow.
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