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Originally Posted by mac459
PGM I got a new update from today for Squirrel
I get a call from an attorney today telling me that Squirrel is taking me to court for child support..I told him that her and I didn't have any kids..I was informed she is pregnant..I said good for her guess she needs to find the dad..He informed me I was and I started laughing..This apparently pissed him off and he said that a father who won't claim his own kids is pathetic..I informed him that it is not my kid because 4 years ago I had a vasectomy and have the paper that says it worked and I have 0% chance of having anymore kids..I even said I would bring it in for him to see and if he didn't believe that I would tee off into another cup so it could be tested again..so tomorrow I go to the hospital and Jack my shit and prove I can't reproduce any more of my Greek godlike children
Thought you would like to know the excitement in my life
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Whatcha going to think about? I mean part of you would have to have the stupid squirrel in the fore front of your mind just because well... duh. But youd think the psychosis would be an instant cold shower or maybe men don't work that way and it really doesn't matter whats going on in your head you can bust a nut.
Anyways, just wondering.