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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower
Really not much of a story... First girl was just the tip in the back of my truck a few blocks from here mother and machete-wielding Peruvian step dad's house and I hadn't thought to purchase prophylactics.
Second girl was in college that apparently had a curse associated with her dating back to HS... nailed her two or three times then avoided her because I got enough harassment from people who knew her that she was insane and probably disease ridden.
Third girl was my last GF and the first I actually used a rubber with even though she was on the pill. I guess the lowlight here is when I took a trojan off because it was too tight and just threw it on the floor the last year I lived in the fraternity house. Forgot it was there until a fratbro saw it on the floor while we were playing MLB The Show; he decided to snag it with a clothes hanger and paraded it around the house saying "Hey, Discuss Thrower finally got laid!"
Fourth girl I tried to get one on after we got started but I guess it shrank in the packaging because it hurt like a mother****er and just told her I'd get her Plan B in the morning. She then insisted that that wasn't necessary and that she swallowed.
Fun fact: the last three girls were all in the same sorority  |
See u have had at least 4 sexual partners.