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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
The Cardinals, like the Royals, have no power. Their hitting approach is abysmal, because their hitting coach wants them to slap everything oppo and doesn't want them lifting weights.
Duffy should kill them because along with the law of gravity, the Cardinals are not allowed to hit any LHP.
Matheny is a dumb ****ing **** who could have lost the Nagasaki bombing for the Americans. You are guaranteed at least one asinine double switch taking out a #2-#6 hitter in a close game and a bunt any time a leadoff man reaches in late innings.
The Cardinal bullpen vacillates between mediocre and awful.
These are two evenly matched teams, IMO, but Matheny will likely outstupid Yost. He could outstupid JFK after Jackie fetched his skull flap from the back of the motorcade.
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