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Dear Demonpenz...my girlfriend just wants to be friends...how should I handle this?
Hello...idiot. Welcome to the jungle my friend. First of all. You probably haven't been hitting the gym or the honey habitats enough. You lost all your sexyness by selling your motorcycle or becoming too much of a bitch to **** anymore. It's o.k. it happens to everyone. Step 1. Don't over react. Everyone gets the LJBF. It's important not to be a pussy. Step 2. Eat food. Step 3. Don't act like a pussy. Step 4. Go to the gym and work out. Step 5. Start hitting on other chicks. Other rules. Never text anything pussyish back to a girl that dumps you. Just say "Cool" or I will say "cool toots" or "Cool babe" Next that bitch and start getting in the gym and doing real lifts. If you are all waahhhhh and you aren't doing squats then I don't know what to tell you, exept you are a pussy. Do squats, talk to girls, don't overact, don't be a pussy, and you will be fine. Act like a bitch and life will treat you like a bitch.
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