Bwana. Funny shit.
The thing that got my ass wound up this afternoon is I split load a truck to save a trip to the elevator. I tell the truck driver to weigh, dump one hopper, weigh, dump the other hopper, grab your tare, GTFO. I call the elevator, tell them it is split, which hopper is which field, everybody is on the same page. Some how. Some ****ing way, the whole truck gets dumped.
****.