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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Do you ever get to offer any guidance on car colors? Because I have some ideas that can make you look really good.
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He's not quite to the point where he gets to help pick colors. But they do pick him up in a private jet from time to time.
Wouldn't matter anyways. Love him, lots, ok? But he's very much in control of any room he's in. He still orders food at restaurants for my mother and me. We sit passively. That guy.
My opinion would be met with the condescending smile bestowed on a younger woman. I may even get a pat on the head. I've never had penis envy. I like being a girl. But there are moments when I wonder what my life would have been like the other way.