[Gonzo]

Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?

Course one: beer. **** you

Course two: whiskey. **** you again

Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)

Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you

Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.

Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.

Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.

Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?

Nine: whiskey

Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?