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Originally Posted by Gonzo
Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?
Course one: beer. **** you
Course two: whiskey. **** you again
Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)
Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you
Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.
Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.
Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.
Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?
Nine: whiskey
Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?
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Will tip handsomely, coming back next week for brunch.