Pence just headed to the locker room, took some duck butter from between his right nut and thigh and fluffed his hair with it, and then drank a glass of his own urine before returning to the dugout.
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Things I need to happen in order to die happy....
KU wins a National Championship....Check!
The Royals win a World Series....Check!
The Chiefs win a Super Bowl....FINALLY!!!
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