Never get between a brother and his pork...even if you're "mentally challenged." You might get hacked with a machete!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFz1q7pQTe0
And if Melissa says "Eat those Meatballs" you better eat those meatballs...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...n_6036216.html