[Saccopoo]

Being totally serious, these are the guys I'd consider with our first rounder:

Sammie Coates, WR; Auburn: 6'2", 205 lb.
- Ridiculous fast with great size/muscle definition. Is raw like sushi, but the tools are there. Reminds me a lot of Demaryius Thomas at the same stage.

Nate Orchard, OLB; Utah: 6'4", 255 lb.
- Leads the NCAA's in sacks in the 2014 season with 17 to date. Exceptional athlete who is also very good in coverage. I don't care if they took Dee Ford last year. Orchard is the real deal and has been absolutely destroying offenses this season. Unblockable right now and he'd have nearly twice as many sacks if Utah didn't drop him back as much as they do. A very long and lean 6'4", 255 lb. Very smart, vocal team leader.

PJ Williams, CB; Florida State: 6'1", 195 lb.
- Dude looks absolutely pro right now. As smooth and fluid as you will ever see at the college level at defensive back. Because of his fluidity, he doesn't look fast, but then you watch the games and he's stride for stride with every guy, every play.

Benardrick McKinney, LB; Mississippi State: 6'5", 255 lb.
- Ben is getting the "thumper" MLB tag a lot right now, but that's an inaccurate description. He is used all over the field at all LB positions (even DE), and is exceptional at rushing the passer. Fills lanes in a hurry and is nasty when he gets to the ball. Very athletic for a guy his size. Offers a lot of versatility in the defenses Sutton has been putting on the field this season.

Danny Shelton, DT; Washington: 6'2", 340 lb.
- Okay, here's the deal - Dontari Poe is going to be a very, very expensive free agent come 2016. Dorsey covers his ass in such situations (e.g., Ford). I also feel that, while Poe is having his unit continually slurped upon by the Chiefs Planet masses, is not ultimately effective as a two-gapping NT. He gets stood up and re-routed by a single OL. A lot. Danny Shelton is basically the same guy, but better than Poe at the same stage. He is absolutely obliterating offensive lines in 2014. Leads college football in forced fumbles, has 16 tackles for loss and 8.5 sacks so far. While being double teamed every single play. Against PAC-12 teams. Maybe you work out a deal with Dontari. Maybe Dorsey decides to upgrade the position and draft Shelton.

Eddie Goldman, DT; Florida State: 6'4", 320 lb.
- Goldman is a beast. Played DE for the national champions last season, but moved inside for the 2014 season. Go ask Auburn what they think of Goldman. Or Clemson. If the Chiefs can work out a deal with Poe, a guy like Goldman filling DeVito's slot (if he can't come back from the achilles) would be ideal. Sure, you'll hear people say that the Chiefs run a lot of two down defensive linemen sets, and they do. But if DeVito can't come back, there are just a bunch of guys at that position. Goldman isn't "just a guy." Strong, mean and quick. Kind of a combination of DeVito and Bailey.