|
pure laziness
I'll find my girls like an adult perusing the local bars
the internet is just such a sleezy dating pipeline...I'll stick to grabbin' dudes butts as they walk by and then vigorously pointing at the girl next to me and hoping she finds it funny and lets me roofie her drink a few times and then falls for the 'man we were both really drunk!' line in the morning and wants a 2nd date (that I'd pay for, btw)
|