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Originally Posted by Rain Man
The next chapter in this story is the revenge chapter. North Korea hacked into a company and cost them a lot of money and embarrassed the U.S. Obama has sworn revenge.
Our task now is to figure out how to get revenge against a country that has no Internet, few computers, not many cars, no major media, and not a whole lot of food. Economic sanctions won't really work since we don't have economic contact and they don't really have an economy. And we probably should get revenge without screwing over the brainwashed population.
So what's the plan?
Off the top of my head, I wonder about the following:
Option 1. Airdrop a whole bunch of phones with free internet across North Korea.
Option 2. Arrange some drone to knock the engine out of every vehicle that Kim Jong Un gets into.
Option 3. Air Seth Rogan movies on giant screens at the border, destroying the will of the North Korean soldiers to live.
Option 4. Execute Dennis Rodman
Option 5. Use an SR-71 to skywrite an unflattering statement about Kim Jong-Un across the North Korean sky.
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What's the status of those nuclear talks? Nix that shit.