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Old 02-05-2015, 02:56 PM   #135
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My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick.

My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as ****, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any ****s.

Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to **** her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell.

I go for it anyway. Tried to at least.

Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks.
I smell your pain my friend.
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