Back in high school I had this girlfriend..I jokingly whistled at her like you would a dog one day. She didn't take it in a bad way and just laughed about it. Well like your typical bitch she went nuts out of nowhere one night and we broke up. We continued to talk though (and fight) and she got super flirty around Valentine's Day. Obviously she wanted something out of me I thought.
Put up with this shit, I shall not. She said she might leave me a little something in my car on V Day. So I said alright..still bitter about things, I poured a bowl of Kibbles N Bits and left it in my car where she would see it. She ended up giving me a cool little craft she personally made..never have I felt like a bigger asshole in my life.
She did cheat though so I guess we can call it even?
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