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Originally Posted by Numbah One
it's like...do you guys really think Michael Jordan learned how to be that good at basketball in one life?
in his previous life he probably discovered it too late and washed out in college....
next life he was like holy shit, OK i'm gonna dedicate my entire life to being the best basketball player ever
and he did. and now he's just a jerk all the time because he has no idea what he's going to do in his next life, and he knows it's probably gonna suck, because he's gonna be starting from scratch. he didn't develop any rudimentary skills/talents in this life to perfect in his next one. too much time spent on basketball, sex and gambling.
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More than likely he was a fairly happy kid born to super strict religious parents and spent his formulative years in a basement wrapped in a cape. Once he learned all the pertinent life lessons one can learn in that manner or maybe he saved a burning bus of nuns, he was rewarded with an upgraded life next time.
But really what is an upgraded life? All these rich people running around losing family members and friends to accidents of life and I'm just cruising along at 35mph without really losing anything ever.