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Originally Posted by J Diddy
Sounds to me like you had a good night. Anybody hating on that is just hating to hate.
Now the real question is do you not remember banging the 23 year old in the back seat because it'd been 2.5 years and lasted about the same length of time it takes to unzip a zipper or because you were smashed?
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I'm trying to decide if I want to acknowledge that actual sex happened - or not. Because the real terror started today in that I got the "overly friendly" text.
Man, I'm not sure I want to bang any of them now. I don't know if the momentary burst of euphoria is worth the whole "relationship" thing.
Hootie, I'm curious how I actually bang the living daylights out of them without any of them getting into girlfriend mode. And how do I parlay that into the drunk 1 text message guaranteed booty call?
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Originally Posted by penguinz
You really want to see a fat vegan ****ing an imaginary, whale of a woman?
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I'm not fat.
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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale
Asking Hootie for relationship advice?
Am I the only person who sees through the fake PUA bullshit he plays at? He probably goes hunting for women dressed like Menuto.
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I asked Hootie because I know that he's put himself, or, at the very least imagined himself, into such situations. I was looking for objective, experienced advice.
If I wanted to learn how to make a poll, I ask Rainman.
If I wanted to know the fat percentages of skim versus whole milk, I ask Milkman.
If I wanted to know the codpiece size of the seventh Stormtrooper on the left of the Emperor three rows deep in the Director's cut of The Empire Strikes Back, I ask GoChiefs.
If I wanted to know what to do with four skanks wanting me to bang them as a result of a single, drunken night of filth ridden debauchery, you are goddamn right I'm asking Hootie.
You go to the experts for expert advice.
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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale
HE's not your friend. Obviously.
If you consider him a friend, and make a conscious decision to bang his woman, you're a piece of shit. Get your own ass loser. Don't snipe it from people who trust you.
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I'm pretty sure that he'd make every attempt to bang whatever girl I would be dating, so I'm not sure that level of morality really applies in this particular situation. (Again, this is why I asked Hootie. I know that most guys would find such behavior appalling. Other, more "enlightened" individuals, would provide a more objective, analytic opinion on the situation.)
Again, I'm really starting to overthink the situation and I'm not really sure that banging any of them is a really good idea.
Perhaps I want to save myself and the experience for someone special.