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Old 08-05-2015, 08:04 AM   #12
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For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.
You should take a stool softener.

I've been taking this for years and have had great results.
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