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Originally Posted by ChiefAshhole1056

HC: Greg Roman; Has worked magic this year with Tyrod Taylor, and was the coordinator in SF whenever Alex was actually worth a shit, so maybe he knows him well enough to be able to get him to grow some ****ing balls.

OC: Tom Cable; OL coach who wants to excel off execution opposed to trying outsmart the defense (give it a try Andy). This would upgrade the OL immensely and then that would hopefully allow us to be able to block a got damn stunt or A-Gap blitz.

DC: Jim Schwartz; Huge douchebag who gets on everyone's nerves because of his over-aggressiveness and old-school mentality. But maybe that's just what this defense needs. Team is currently lifeless and could use some attitude to spark things up. Also, he runs a 4-3 which may be beneficial to the defense since it seems impossible to find two starting caliber ILB's, and we have a bevy of DL talent that we aren't using properly anyways. Houston could play the Von Miller role, and see if maybe, just maybe, Dee Ford could actually play this sport after all and it was just improper utilization. Draft a DE in the first to complement Bailey.