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Mets fans try to console themselves with craft beers and high class hookers, until they suddenly realize that they live in Queens, can't afford craft beer or high class hookers.
Instead, they have to go back to their 600 square foot apartment to kiss their kids goodnight and **** their 234 pound wives with the latest Snookie haircut.
After 90 seconds has passed, there's plenty of PBR in the fridge, so there is that.
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