Thread: Poop What's the WORST that you've had to shit?
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Old 11-25-2015, 08:52 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by Mr. Laz View Post
You haven't had a real shit until you've had to drink a gallon of that stuff they give you before a surgery.

fair warning ... don't drink it all like they say!!

Drink until you start shitting and then ease back.

You will fill your toilet up with 'MUD' so far that it won't flush.

Dump
flush
Dump
flush

Felt like one of the soft serve ice cream dispensers.

My wife had to do this. They told her to drink until she pooped. It took a while, and she drank most of it before it hit her. It was taking long enough we'd called the doctor.

Considering it wasn't me, it was pretty funny.
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