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Smokey be listening to some dumb ass tunes
Like he's been diggin through the trash with some damn raccoons
He's home alone and Drinking Boone's, but he ain't getting poon, ain't been laid since the 12th of June
He woke up in a Bugatti but then he woke up again
Butt ass naked with his male best friend
A disturbing trend, not meant to offend, but last night he got too high and he'll do it again.
When he gets this high he come here to CP
Where he can vote for a hot female celebrity
Does he have VD?, or a small weiny, I don't know and don't care personally
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2025 Adopt a Chief - Travis “Swifty Slayer” Kelce
The Travis Kelce farewell tour SB MVP incoming!
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