"Missed 'em by this much" - Maxwell Smart
That took some set of balls! 
http://abc7chicago.com/news/deputies...groin/1272086/
Friday, April 01, 2016 01:02PM
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- A cringe-worthy story to tell you about in Florida.
The Brevard County Sheriff's Office says Victoria Reid, 60, was arrested after allegedly shooting her husband over an affair, according to WKMG-TV.
Her husband survived, but he probably felt like dying.
Reid allegedly shot him in the knee, but the bullet didn't stop there. Deputies say the bullet traveled up his thigh before becoming lodged in his testicles.
Reid is now facing aggravated assault and kidnapping charges.
Her bail has been set at $35,000. No update yet on the condition of her husband.
