Sooooo, as a man, all you have to do is say, "I AM a woman!" and poof (no pun intended), everyone agrees that you are one. Maybe I should now openly and loudly declare that I AM THE EMPEROR OF THE NEW SCANDINAVIAN EMPIRE and I hereby unite Denmark, Sweden, and Norway under my banner. I will expect to have my palace ready for my arrival by Monday. Now, let the tributes roll in. I decree it thus! And whomever decided that one can only withdraw 10,000 kroner from ones account... bring him to me, now.
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