I was in college back when music ringtones were still a thing. Many moons ago. There was this one balding Louis CK looking non-trad that sat in the front of the class. Because that's what not-trads do. They sit in the front and have a wheelie-backpack.
Anyhow, this guy was probably 40 or so and had impeccable tastes in clothing and music. In the middle of a lecture his cellphone went off. Of course he had a belt clip for this thing; and he had to stand up and we all watched as he struggled to turn the volume down while 'Crazy Bitch' blared as loud as a Spring clamshell phone could possibly go for what seemed like a full minute.
I think he got a lot of pussy.
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