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Originally Posted by Pablo
I'd wear my best bedazzled jeans if I were you. Just do a nice OFF cologne for the evening. There's gonna be so much filthy gash there that the skeeters are gonna be thick. Don't wear any shirt that you can't take off and wrap around your fist easily either. Never know what sort of gyrations your woman might break out into. She could attract a younger, stronger male. Keep a doe piss rag in your back pocket to throw into the middle of the crowd and get them off her scent. You can pull her sweatpants down and take her from behind while they rut about.
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Pro tip: a shirt wrapped around your hand only softens the blows for the receiver if you really want kick some ass you can't be worried about ****ing up your hands, teeth do some decent knuckle damage. you wanna do some real damage to them figure out what coin roll fits your hand well.