[Rain Man]

I grilled a steak today and thought I might join the club. I flipped it over and it apparently had a bunch of juice pooled up on it. Suddenly a big fireball was headed toward my midsection. I leapt backward and fortunately didn't catch my t-shirt on fire or anything, but I've probably cooked 10,000 steaks in my life and never saw a fireball go out instead of up before. (I was a cook at a steakhouse in college, so I really have probably cooked 10,000+ steaks.)