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Originally Posted by Sorce
Should I expect pictures of your last meal in the what's for dinner thread?
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Sorce chokes on a chicken bone, and nine months later arrives again.
Gender Male
Intelligence 64
Appearance 100
Wealth 29
Nation Democratic Republic of the Congo
Region Lomami
Population 2,048,839
Let's just address the obvious here. Every tribeswoman in the region looks at you and sighs. And not only that, but you've got game. You're smart enough to hold a good conversation, but not so smart that you'll be avoiding the bars every weekend. You are scoring constantly with the top chicks in Kabinda and for that matter the whole Lomami province when you can hitch a ride to other villages.
The downside is that you probably only own one shirt, and it says, "Kansas City Chiefs, 1997 Super Bowl Champions", but that's not going to stop you. Sadly, though, you spend more time letting women fondle you than you do improving your station in life, so you're kind of stagnant, living on a cot in the back area of an open-air fruit store on this street:
