[Sorce]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Sorce chokes on a chicken bone, and nine months later arrives again.

Gender Male
Intelligence 64
Appearance 100
Wealth 29
Nation Democratic Republic of the Congo
Region Lomami
Population 2,048,839

Let's just address the obvious here. Every tribeswoman in the region looks at you and sighs. And not only that, but you've got game. You're smart enough to hold a good conversation, but not so smart that you'll be avoiding the bars every weekend. You are scoring constantly with the top chicks in Kabinda and for that matter the whole Lomami province when you can hitch a ride to other villages.

The downside is that you probably only own one shirt, and it says, "Kansas City Chiefs, 1997 Super Bowl Champions", but that's not going to stop you. Sadly, though, you spend more time letting women fondle you than you do improving your station in life, so you're kind of stagnant, living on a cot in the back area of an open-air fruit store on this street:

I suspect I have a lot of "sleep overs" and really just let women take care of me. I am also very proud that the Chiefs won their big match in 1997 and sent me a shirt. Good for them.