[Rain Man]

My rankings. I'm not really impressed with the offerings here.

St. Petersburg. The front looks a little like the Golden Girls for some reason, but I like the house a lot overall. The kitchen is nice and the rooms are a good size with good colors. And why don't more houses move the laundry room to be near the bedroom? That makes so much sense. I wonder if you can drive your boat to restaurants. I just noticed, though, that it's almost directly under the flight path from that nearby Air Force base.

Orlando - Great exterior, though I wonder if you get a lot of gators crossing your yard. The interior is pretty meh and while it's near some restaurants, it's not a great selection.

Fort Walton Beach - The styles in this house don't really work. It seems like a place your nouveau riche grandmother would buy. I'm not a big fan. It's close to what seems like a low-end mall, so that's an advantage, I guess.

Jacksonville - Nice curb appeal and it has that waterfront that I always like. The interior is only okay, not really my style, but not an abomination. You can walk to a bunch of low-end chain restaurants, which is better than nothing but not ideal.

Cocoa - I just realized that they show no interior shots of this house, which means it's probably a mess. It was clearly being used as offices, but I wouldn't necessarily mind that. The pool is cool, along with the grounds. But a quick street search shows that it's on a street with some thrift shops and a bail bonds place. Can you have a ghetto oceanfront property? I wanted to like this place, but it's got too many red flags.