Don't be a 14 year old kid that takes your aunt's '77 Lincoln convertible that how the hell were you supposed to know she loved more than life itself apparently for a drive without permission and put it in a ditch trying to make a corner too fast because you had no idea how hard that ****ing boat was to turn. That way you won't have to hear about how you are being cut out of her will for the next god damn week.
There's some inheritance advice for you.
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“Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.”
Joseph Stalin
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