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Originally Posted by vailpass
Painfully formatted. But I did see these two nuggets which made me laugh.
2. Denver ran Tebow out of town, then drafted Paxton Lynch who plays just like Tebow but looks like a guy who is about 5 seconds from aggressively telling you that the best part of football is “all the puss I can crush”. Lynch is on the depth chart behind a guy who looks and plays like the office accounting intern.
4. Our best defensive player is one trip to Bonnaroo away from devoting his life to being a Molly tester, our 2nd best defensive player shoots himself while blackout drunk and our 3rd best defensive player is 4 feet tall.
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I don't know man, but that Trevor kid may just be hustling all of us. I mean behind a decent line with a good running game, he's good enough to fool everyone.