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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties
My dad vehemently defends Alex Smith every chance he gets.
I can't say anything or he'll write me out of the will.
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Just make sure you whisper your true feelings into his ear when he's on his deathbed and almost gone.
"Alex Smith is a little bitch, and anyone who's ever defended him is a stupid ****ing cuck".
Then he'll give up the ghost right away.