[ToxSocks]

So a total of 40 small Ninja stars for Mizzou....

This is how this fight goes down:

Gadzooks, hunkered down in his gondola, cruises the canals looking for Mizzou who's had ample time to scout the area and hide stealthly-like.

Mizzou's gondola silently creeps up behind Gadzooks and he starts chuckin' ninja stars, most of which he completely ****ing misses. A few land in the gondola, Gadzooks grabs them and chucks 'em back at Mizzou, killing his gondolier.

As Gadzooks approaches a now sitting duck Mizzou, Mizzou continues chuckin' ninja stars. Gadzooks takes a few ninja stars to the chest and body but keeps standing in battle position. Now he's eatin' ninja stars left and right, taking hits like a cheesy 80's action flick and he's still coming!

BAM! There goes another Ninja star right in the eye. Gadzooks eye falls out but now their gondolas have crashed into each other. Gadzooks boards Mizzou's gondola, rushes him and pin him to the deck trying to push his bat'leth into Mizzou's throat.

But Mizzou has a plan! He held onto some ninja stars and attempts to lodge one into Gadzook's chest! As the Ninja star twists and turns Mizzou realizes that Gadzooks has no heart, as the Chargers ripped it from him long ago. With Mizzou now shocked and surprised, Gadzook uses this chance to chop off Mizzou's head!

Winner: Gadzooks.