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Originally Posted by Detoxing
Pre-period week is the ****ing worst. The absolute worst.
I call it pre-game. The week before period week is hell week. You can do nothing right, you don't care about her, you don't love her, you don't listen etc (according to her of course). The jokes that you've been making all your life that she always laughed at all of a sudden aren't funny. All of a sudden she feels fat, un-attractive and it's all your fault somehow.
Period week is aight. No big deal. Maybe some remnants of pre-period week remain, but it's otherwise doable.
And then there's post-period. She's glowing during post period week. Happy about everything, laughs at your jokes, takes everything lightly and just generally pleasant to be around. Sex is back and good.
Every month.
Clockwork. Like mini-seasonal cycles.
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Holy shit, are we married to the same woman?
The only thing worse is on occasion though her tubes are tied my wife will go on the pill to change her cycle so she isn't on the rag when we go on our big vacation each year. (seems it almost always falls that way).
It takes about 2 or 3 days for me to figure out she is taking crazy pills (birth control) cause she just loses her ****ing mind.