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Originally Posted by stumppy
Tarzan of Graystoke beats the otter to death, skins him with the bladed boomerang and wears the pelt as a hat. Then he builds a fire using the bat, seasons the dead otter with the salt and cooks up dinner for himself and the kids.
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But not before Otter kicks stumppy in the ass hard enough to finally knock the dust off that nasty, old cooter which instantly kills all the karate kids through inhalation and stunning Graystoke like he was just maced,