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Originally Posted by Sofa King
Wow, I win this one easy. The boomerangs are shit, not enough time for the BB gun and the salt is utterly worthless. I’m cutting his damn feet off on my way up and letting him tumble to death . I can be up those stairs in a heartbeat with my long athletic legs. Easy victory. My only regret is that Iowanian has to die. Also, I may rub his own salt in his ankle wounds and taser him before he dies. So I guess I don’t regret it at all.
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You had my vote until this. I think you start taunting a footless Iowanian and as you are bending down to hit him with the taser, he sticks that bladed boomerang in your jugular for the kill shot. If you had just finished him off it was an easy win, but you had to rub salt in the wound.